So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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