Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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