so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
