My hand turned me down
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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