I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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