I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
