Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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