i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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