and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
i need some magic done to my vagina
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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