the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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