Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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