Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize