I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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