What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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