im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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