If i come over, it means nothing
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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