he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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