i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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