Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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