16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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