I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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