Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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