i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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