you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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