Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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