Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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