It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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