Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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