found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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