The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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