dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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