you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Farmville is her only friend.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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