it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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