wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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