the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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