I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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