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I puked a lego.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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