so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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