Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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