you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
tell me about the fingering
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