This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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