You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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