lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Randomize
