...so i touched it.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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