We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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