i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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