If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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