But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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