I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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