My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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