Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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