found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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