I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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