The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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