1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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